nbchannibal:

meganmachine:

Happy Earth Day!! Isn’t nature beautiful?

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by nature.

nbchannibal:

meganmachine:

Happy Earth Day!! Isn’t nature beautiful?

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by nature.

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

Who am I?

lordtubbingtonapproves:

Updated 3x18

fionastaples:

Calgary Expo is coming up this week! Here’s when I’ll be there:

Friday 5-8

Saturday 1-7

Sunday 1-5

I’ll be doing quick head sketches for $10 and will have Saga trades available. See you there!

storybrookemirror:

[x]

rumpelstltskin:

zelena keeping the dagger in her boots tho

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